ok so it has been almost a year since i wrote on my blog.. hmm..many things have happened and since i've not been doing much lately, i think i should get back into action and bring life back to my blogging mind.. so watch this space! well, soon anyways...

OUT OF TOUCH

Sorry for not keeping in touch. Been on holidays and then putting up friends from home. Hope I have some free time next week to continue bringing you all the nonsense I can think of.

Ciao for now!!

BEARY CHEESY AND BEARY OVER THE TOP!
and that's how we like it! Well, not the bear bit, really.. A foursome comprising of bears (a gay term for big hairy men!) has created quite a stir with their medley of favourite gay tracks like Donna Summer's I Feel Love, Dead or Alive's You Spin Me Round (Like A Record), Jimmy Sommerville's Don't Leave Me This Way and even Sabrina's Boys (Summertime Love)!!! In terms of audacity, they are right up there with, let's say Boy George in the 80's. Take a look at their music video on YouTube : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM and enjoy the sheer campness of a group made up of 1 Irish guy and 3 dutch men. I still can't believe it!!
It's genius!

GENIUSES OR JUST BARKING MAD?

The Men Spring/Summer 2008 collection rolled out in Paris this month. But will the men, however gay they are, be queuing up to wear what Jean-Paul Gaultier, John Galliano and Thierry Mugler have in store? Hmmm.. I doubt it! Take a look and judge for yourself!

MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM

Seems like an Oct/Nov 2007 release is imminent but what's the album going to be called? Hmmm.. what about BLACKSTAR? Timbaland teased Madonna that she should call her new album that but claims that she'll never be black! Hmm.. and what did her Madgesty retorted? Well her sharp tongue lashed back by saying that she's been doing black music when he was still in diapers.. hahah! Madonna 1 - Timbaland 0. Nice to see that they're having fun while making the album!

Fact: when Timbaland was 12, Madonna was already making R&B music like Holiday, Physical Attraction and Borderline.

I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP, OFFICER

It was only a matter of time. Presenting the mugshots of the sad girls of Hollywood. Linsay, Paris and Nicole. The only one missing in this line-up is Britney. Seriously, I think there's something in the water over in California. Oh that's right, it's tainted with alcohol and cocaine. Good grief!

Lock up your daughters please.

MY TOP 10 FAVOURITE TRACK OF THE MOMENT

1. Please Don't Stop The Music - Rihanna

2. The Way I Are - Timbaland feat. Keri Hilson & D.O.E.

3. Soulmate (Bimbo Jones Remix Edit) - Natasha Bedingfield

4. Do It Again - Chemical Brothers

5. Gotta Work - Amerie

6. Listen Up! (2007 Version) - The Gossip

7. Lovestoned (Don-Zee Remix) - Justin Timberlake

8. Flourescent Adolescent - Artic Monkeys

9. Wake Up Call - Maroon 5

10. Foundations - Kate Nash

There you go folks! My fave tracks that I've been listening to on my iPod! First up is Rihanna's new single which I was raving about a month ago and finally released as a single. No other words needed to describe this fab song! Check out the video on YouTube! Timbaland's new single is doing well on both sides of the atlantic which is surprising since no big artiste is featured on this track! It's almost a mash-up of Justin's SexyBack and My Love though except for the female vocals. Loved it! Natasha Beddingfield's new ballad remixed by Bimbo Jones gets my thumbs up! It's been speeded up and is gloriously discotastic! Yum! Chemical Brother's new offering is quite funky. Electro beeps and thumping bass and sequenchers ahoy but it worked! Gets me krumping in no time! Artic Monkey's new single is not their best but it's pretty sweet. Their mad chorus and inventive song titles are what's keeping them at the top! Honestly! Let me present a quirky new song by Kate Nash to you. It's called Foundations and it's sung almost like talking and in a slightly cockney accent. Great! It's like hearing Lauren from Catherine Tate singing! Hahah!

HUGE DOGGY DOG!
Oh dear me. Take a look at this gigantic Great Dane/Newfoundland breed! His name is Samson and he weighs 125kg! On his hind legs, he is 1.96m tall! Almost as tall as an average Dutch man! Ahem. Bet each of his bollocks is as big as the terrier below him! Female Chihuahuas need not apply! You'd just explode bitches!