SPICE MAMAS
OK. The reunion is on! Yay! I guess judging by their cheesy grins, the new all-improved and 'mature' spicy girlies are bound to score some massive incentives for making this happen! Their 25-city World Tour will begin as soon as Christmas! I hope Baby Spice has enough time to nurse her own baby before she starts doing this!

UGLIEST DOG IN THE WORLD

Now that we've seen the smallest dog in the world, I present you the ugliest bitch in the world! His name is Elwood (yeah.. Hell Would, morelike..) and he's of Chinese Crested breed - must be the eyes, I think. *joke* His tongue is already enough to turn the ladies off, which incidentally looks like the gigantic slug that hides in my garden! Hahah.. He looks evil though. Like he's gonna spit you and ask you who's the daddy..

Aaah. Memories flooding back ;-)

smallest dog in the world?
looks like a rat to me!

name: ducky

height: 4.9 inches

weight: 1.4lbs

breed: chihuahua

origin: Charlton, Massachuchetts USA

ambition: to be like Nicole Ritchie - anorexic extraordinaire (haha!)

BECKHAM LOVES THE BOYS..

Well, his boys anyway. Check out the boys with their daddy! Er.. the 2nd tiniest is looking like Posh. Not a good sign. Snouty nose and dodgy smile.. Therapy beckons..

BRITTERS IN A NUTSHELL

What's wrong with our pop princess? I want her normal self back please! Ditch the trailer-trash look, go to the gym, make fabulous pop music and dance yourself silly and all is forgiven. I mean NOW! You've made enough mistakes in life already!

RIHANNA : GOOD GIRL GONE REALLY GOOD, ACTUALLY

OK. I have to do this album review because I'm just so damn satisfied with Rihanna at the moment. Apart from looking scrumptious with her jet black bob hairdo (Naomi take note!), Rihanna has quite effectively made a bumper of a record. Of cos, I don't have to mention the hum-in-your-sleep single, UMBRELLA-ELLA-ELLA-EH-EH cos that has already went to No.1 in most countries in the planet as we speak. The tracks following that in the album are bound to be massive. The new single, Shut Up and Drive is well, highway cruise-tastic! She ain't talking about her car here, if you know what I mean. Can't wait for the raunchy video! And if you think that Rihanna is all R&B and Hip-Hop, think again. Most of her songs in this album are a mixture of funk, pop and rock. Thanks heaploads to her producers, Stargate, Rogers & Sturken, C. 'Tricky' Stewart, Ne-Yo and Timbaland. While the Timbaland tracks are A-OK, check out the Stargate-produced Don't Stop The Music. This funky toe-tapper of a monster track samples Michael Jackson's 'Wanna Be Startin' Somethin''s mamasey-mamasa-mamakoosa tribal chant and bits of Jackson's wailing 'Hee Hee'. I'm listening to this as we speak and I'm completely taken over, ie. I'm swaying and bouncing like a mad barking tree! This album has quite a few samples going on. Apart from Mr. Jackson, Lionel Ritchie's Running With The Night is sampled on Push Up On Me and New Order's Blue Monday is used for Shut Up and Drive. Another track that blew me away is Breaking Dishes. What an original title! It's Rihanna being pissed off with her man and breaking dishes and won't stop til she sees the police lights! Oo-er. Do not mess with this missy when she is having a hissy. So if you like thumping beats, here's your album. But if you like your Rihanna when she's Unfaithful, you'll be happy with 'Cry' - a tender ballad not unlike her last hit, but then it's only available as a bonus track in the UK and Japan. Nevermind that because Question Existing, her mental note on her existence in life (heavy, eh?) will knock your ballad socks off.. Miss Beyonce Knowles. Get packing cos your time is up.

I'm giving this fab album 5 stars out of 5. Check out the limited edition album that comes with remixes of tracks from the album + SOS (Digital Dog Remix) thrown in for good measure! She rocks!! Yay!

Back in the cell, please.. enough said.

MADONNA'S TRILLIONTH COVER FOR VANITY FAIR

Well, I'm just exaggerating a bit. Madonna has done loads of cover for Vanity Fair since 1986, I think and now she can add 2 more as part of the special edition of 20 different covers for the July edition. This issue is all about Africa and how to make it a better place.. yay! Madonna looked gorgeous of cos!