GENIUSES OR JUST BARKING MAD?

The Men Spring/Summer 2008 collection rolled out in Paris this month. But will the men, however gay they are, be queuing up to wear what Jean-Paul Gaultier, John Galliano and Thierry Mugler have in store? Hmmm.. I doubt it! Take a look and judge for yourself!

MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM

Seems like an Oct/Nov 2007 release is imminent but what's the album going to be called? Hmmm.. what about BLACKSTAR? Timbaland teased Madonna that she should call her new album that but claims that she'll never be black! Hmm.. and what did her Madgesty retorted? Well her sharp tongue lashed back by saying that she's been doing black music when he was still in diapers.. hahah! Madonna 1 - Timbaland 0. Nice to see that they're having fun while making the album!

Fact: when Timbaland was 12, Madonna was already making R&B music like Holiday, Physical Attraction and Borderline.

I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP, OFFICER

It was only a matter of time. Presenting the mugshots of the sad girls of Hollywood. Linsay, Paris and Nicole. The only one missing in this line-up is Britney. Seriously, I think there's something in the water over in California. Oh that's right, it's tainted with alcohol and cocaine. Good grief!

Lock up your daughters please.

MY TOP 10 FAVOURITE TRACK OF THE MOMENT

1. Please Don't Stop The Music - Rihanna

2. The Way I Are - Timbaland feat. Keri Hilson & D.O.E.

3. Soulmate (Bimbo Jones Remix Edit) - Natasha Bedingfield

4. Do It Again - Chemical Brothers

5. Gotta Work - Amerie

6. Listen Up! (2007 Version) - The Gossip

7. Lovestoned (Don-Zee Remix) - Justin Timberlake

8. Flourescent Adolescent - Artic Monkeys

9. Wake Up Call - Maroon 5

10. Foundations - Kate Nash

There you go folks! My fave tracks that I've been listening to on my iPod! First up is Rihanna's new single which I was raving about a month ago and finally released as a single. No other words needed to describe this fab song! Check out the video on YouTube! Timbaland's new single is doing well on both sides of the atlantic which is surprising since no big artiste is featured on this track! It's almost a mash-up of Justin's SexyBack and My Love though except for the female vocals. Loved it! Natasha Beddingfield's new ballad remixed by Bimbo Jones gets my thumbs up! It's been speeded up and is gloriously discotastic! Yum! Chemical Brother's new offering is quite funky. Electro beeps and thumping bass and sequenchers ahoy but it worked! Gets me krumping in no time! Artic Monkey's new single is not their best but it's pretty sweet. Their mad chorus and inventive song titles are what's keeping them at the top! Honestly! Let me present a quirky new song by Kate Nash to you. It's called Foundations and it's sung almost like talking and in a slightly cockney accent. Great! It's like hearing Lauren from Catherine Tate singing! Hahah!

HUGE DOGGY DOG!
Oh dear me. Take a look at this gigantic Great Dane/Newfoundland breed! His name is Samson and he weighs 125kg! On his hind legs, he is 1.96m tall! Almost as tall as an average Dutch man! Ahem. Bet each of his bollocks is as big as the terrier below him! Female Chihuahuas need not apply! You'd just explode bitches!

WHERE'S MIMI???

We've not heard from her for awhile now! But she's alive and well actually, soaking up the sun somewhere in Italy. Capri to be more precise. Poor girl is sucking up her tummy so much her titties might explode! She looks happy though hamming it up for the paparazzis.. Actually, disillusioned, morelike.. Hahah!

Get back to work girlfriend! You're getting lazy, you are!

THE BECKHAMS BECKON..

Now that Posh and Becks are taking the US by storm, no one can argue that a TV show about them and an exclusive cover on glam mag are anything but excessive, eh? Well, kudos to Victoria for working hard to be accepted there! She's fully lapping up the attention.. I must admit though, that their cover for the W magazine out this month is actually quite amazing! Photos by Steven Klein (Madonna's fave photographer!!)

F-L-A-W-L-E-S-S !

What can one say? The Adopted Queen of England, Madonna, absolutely rocked Wembley with her performance for Live Earth! Wearing a knee-length black leotard complete with a wraparound dress and a sequinned corset/shoulder strap-on sleeves combo (courtesy of Mr. Roberto Cavalli, no less) and the sharpest pair of 5" heels I've ever seen, she made the 70,000-strong crowd jumped like maniacs! Although the performance was mostly straight from the Confessions Tour, Madge made it fresh again! Especially when she was joined by her new friends from the Gorgol Bordello band, Serge and Eugene for the raucous gypsified version of La Isla Bonita! I defy anyone to sit still throughout her performance, well except when she started with Hey You. That made the stadium stood up and stare and not to mention sing along! She was absolutely and fabulously gorgeous! The hair, the make-up, the clothes, the heels.. *faints* Her dancers were fantastic too! Especially Cloud. Yum! God Bless The Queen of the Earth. Altogether now! Lela lela lela lela para tutte..

o-v-e-r!

So the gorgeous Paul Sculfor has broken up with Miss Aniston! Yay! Hahah! My blog is definitely turning into a gossip site as we speak! Uh-oh!

MUMMY'S BUSY SAVING THE WORLD. GO ASK DADDY!

Since Madge is busy saving the world (ie. rehearsing for her mega performance in Wembley for Live Earth), Rocco has no choice but to hang out with daddy! Even little David has no mummy to play with! Poor Guy! He's currently shooting his new gangster flick, RocknRolla but still has to find time juggling his boys! Well, I think Guy's pretty cool!

EARTHLINGS, CAN WE GET TOGETHER?
Folks! This Saturday, 07/07/07 (my mum's birthday!!) is a very important day for Earth as we will witness a string of concerts around the world for climate in crisis. Needless to say, we should all watch and learn and enjoy how we can save the planet! Madonna will be taking centrestage in Wembley Stadium for the UK part of the programme. Check out your tv listings! She will be performing an amazing 4-song set which includes a gypsified russian version of her timeless La Isla Bonita! Her costumes are rumoured to be designed by Vivienne Westwood, so expect an impact so huge, you might want to cut your carbon footprint forever and ditch your cars and planes (erm.. not sure actually!) Anyway, just watch and learn! Below is the list of other performers scheduled to participate!

How very exciting!!!!

DANCING PRINCES

Who'd have thought that you can witness Prince William and Prince Harry jigging their asses, I mean, their posteriors (sorry your highnesses!), in front of the camera that was being broadcasted 'live' to 140 countries (that's like, 500 million viewers, ok?). And they were shaking to Pharrell's music! Cool royalty! All this for their heartfelt tribute concert in aid of all the charities patroned by their late mum, Diana, Princess of Wales. The show ran to about 6 and 1/2 hours featuring top-notch artistes like Nelly Furtado, Duran Duran, Lily Allen, Take That, Elton John, Joss Stone etc! They even managed to get Lord Sir Andrew Lyold Webber to create a medley of his famous musicals.. Well done boys! Even Simon Cowell quipped that if they need a job in entertainment production, they can call him up!

When 2 Tribes Go To War!
Well it seems that the setlist of Madonna's performance at Live Earth was the subject of a battle between 2 Madonna fansites today! Apparently the setlist was posted on MadonnaTribe's (http://www.madonnatribe.com/) forum by its member a few minutes after DrownedMadonna (http://www.drownedmadonna.com/) has revealed the setlist 'exclusively'. So the latter, being obviously pissed off, attacked the other site on its frontpage (very subtle bitching, NOT!) Hmm... pretty childish I must say but I can understand the need to be exclusive! Hahah! Anyway, thanks to them I know the setlist for next Saturday's Live Earth!

Madge will be performing:
1. Hey You
2. La Isla Bonita
3. Ray Of Light
4. Hung Up
Yay!! I hope she re-invent the songs a bit and not a wholesale regurgitation of the Confessions Tour! Nonetheless, it's for a good cause and we're lucky that she's even performing!