MADONNA's NEW (MANLY) BRIGADE

So I wrote some time ago that Madge is releasing her body of work in a form of an exclusive box-set, right? Well, dunno if I'm wrong but I'm hearing reports from newspapers about her working on her new record! I'd prefer this! The new record will be a hip-hop meets dance meets whoever-is-big-right-now-and-would-love-to-work-with-her.. hmm. very. interesting. She's trying to break into the US charts again, I guess! The poor girl couldn't get the bloody radio DJs over there to play her last record.. Apparently, it was an age issue. Bloody americans, eh? If it's not too homo, it's too old.
With a line-up that includes Timbaland and Timberlake, Pharrell (yum!) and Chicago-dance genius Felix da Housecat (wat a fab name!) and Stuart Price (phew!) I really wonder what excuses they'll come up with? Too artifical? Too cafe latte? Well let's pull out the US charts and dissect!
Ooooh very eclectic mix of American Idols winners/losers (Daughtry, Katherine McPhee - I don't even know how they look like)and R&B Thugs (Mimms, Akon and er.. Fergie). Oh. My. God. I sooo gave up on the US charts yonks ago! Nonetheless, best of luck to ya, madge!