PARISH HILTON

2 weeks to go before she goes for her reduced jail term (23 days only!), we see Poor Little Rich Girl grabbing herself a bible and a self-help book! Er.. you can repent girlfriend but it's too late! Those big scary lesbians are waiting for you in the showers and they don't like to hear the Lord's name in vain.. or maybe they do! My prayers are with you.. well, not really!